Jeremy Piven’s milk titties
Jeremy Piven continues to blame his bad health, appearance, and overall douchery on excessive exposure to specific foods. This time around, food detective Piven discovered his mysterious growth in man teats was due to soy milk. Perhaps he should do us all a favor and stop eating altogether. The Huffington Post reports , “I was the guy that dabbled in soy milk, but now I’ve found out soy milk has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts,” he told STV (via Digital Spy). “I had to put the soy milk down. It was a very confusing time.” And in other news, trannies have depleted the soy milk supply in grocery stores across the world. And when I say trannies, I’m referring to myself. These A-cups can’t get enough help. Cheers! Related posts Jeremy Piven is an asshole (6) Jeremy Piven is a big failure (4) Continuous blogasms (0) Jeremy Piven is a rapper (0) Jeremy Piven gets called out again (2)
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