March 13th, 2010
Jessica Simpson must be on a mission to have no guy on Earth interested her. Besides subsisting on a diet of only fried foods, she now admits she doesn’t brush her teeth. From Us : “I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she claimed, bursting into laughter. “I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll all, “ow!” The singer adds that she loves “anything fried,” and that her nutrition habits weren’t always the best. “Growing up in Texas for me, fish was a fish stick. We weren’t really the healthiest of people. [My mom] didn’t force me to eat healthy.” Use her sweater? What does she do? Rub it across her teeth like she was polishing a mirror? I don’t see how that even makes sense. No wonder guys always leave her. She basically described her mouth as Paris Hilton’s vagina. Related posts Jeremy Renner didn’t hit that (0) Jessica Simpson isn’t a fan of John Mayer (1) Jessica Simpson pays “The Price of Beauty” (0) Are you sure Ken Paves is gay? (0) John Mayer: Jessica Simpson was sexual crack cocaine (0)
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Jessica Simpson doesn’t brush her teeth
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March 13th, 2010
I am not allowed to post these pictures of Paris Hilton sunbathing topless and it’s not because of the surgeon general’s warning that the bitch it tainted meat – I don’t know if you have a surgeon general in the USA but he’s the motherfucker who told me cigarettes killed babies and made the packaging way better by putting pictures of dead babies on the shit, but because I don’t have access to the pictures cuz the paparazzi agency who paid her for these don’t like me…and also because I was trying to do everything I could to make her disappear, but unfortunately, she’s much bigger than me but her tits definitely aren’t, and if I stop talking about her, no one else notices, people still care and it’s all because at 19 she had bad sex on camera… So here’s some pics of her sunbathing to carry you into you boring weekend. I’m only posting on the weekend cuz I am so hungover I can’t fucking think straight or muster up the courage to leave my couch….so don’t get used to it guy who is reading this site now cuz you have nothing else to do. Loser. Follow This Link To See The Boring Pictures…. GO
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Paris Hilton’s Topless Sunbathing of the Day
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March 13th, 2010
Academy Awrasd Oscars’ Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions Seen in the Dominican Republic
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How did you get in to my party?
Tags: 1099689, academy-awards, academy-awrasd, awards, awrasd, dunno-source, engrish-funny, funny, oscars, voting-page
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March 12th, 2010
The Superficial : After that whole “ Julie Bowen has a funky looking stomach ” debacle, Julie Bowen decided to wear a one piece. So sensitive. Popeater : Popeater proves Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” is idiotic through mockery. Drunken Stepfather : How much photoshop did Aubrey O’Day need for her Million of Milkshakes ad? Celebslam : No one really knows who Nick Cannon is other than “that guy who serves Mariah Carey. Jeeves was his name?” Lainey : What is with Kristen Stewart and that look? It’s like she just stole a cookie from the cookie jar. CityRag : I failed on this Megan Fox ass quiz. I sort of just sat there drooling. Celebitchy : Miley Cyrus on her boyfriend Liam: “He doesn’t need me to make him famous.” Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend: “Wait!” Wonderwall : Conan O’Brien makes a great leprechaun. Dlisted : Tatum and Ryan O’Neal end their feud with a kiss and a knife in the back. Bossip : Lil Wayne has been ordered to not give autographs in prison. Aslyum : I’ve always dreamed of one day having my crotch supported by recycled banana. Celebrity Odor : Everyone is mad at Howard Stern calling that chick from Precious fat. Even though she is. CNW : I guess Facebook is good for something. Yeeeah! : Good news. Alice Eve is in Maxim. Wait, Alice who? Related posts Afternoon time wasters (0) Afternoon time wasters (0) Afternoon time wasters (0) Afternoon time wasters (0) Afternoon time wasters (0)
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Friday afternoon wrap-up
Tags: always-dreamed, boyfriend, celebrity-odor, facebook, from-the-cookie, howard-stern, julie-bowen, kristen stewart, maxim-wait, megan, news
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March 12th, 2010
Here is some middle-aged pussy on the beach in Hawaii becuase they are shooting her TV show there and her ass looks pretty fucking weird in this weird bikini. I don’t have anything more to say about this because it is Friday, no one is reading the site and no one really cares about this this bitch…or her weird ass in a weird bikini. But she made up for it with her tits… Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Bauer
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Julie Bowen’s Weird Ass in a Weird Bikini of the Day
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March 12th, 2010
There’s an Arab man who lives in LA who made millions in the UK with a chain of Milkshake shops. He decided to bring his concept to America to make more millions because Americans are fat and love all things that make them fatter…but instead of just opening up his stores…he decided to start a paparazzi company called Hollywood.tv, where he would follow celebrities and be respectable to them so that they would slowly become his friends and when they did become his friends he decided to open the milkshake shop with the stupidest fucking name so that he could get them to do PR for him. The whole thing is pretty fucking cheesy and obvious and the only celebs really into promoting his bullshit were the low level ones who were willing to work for any attention they could get and a lifetime supply of free milkshakes, a price more exciting to them than money, and that’s why you see pigs like Aubry O’Day naked and endorsing the shit cuz it’s food is the only thing that makes their fat asses cum..
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Aubry O’Day Naked in her Millions of Milkshakes AD of the Day
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March 12th, 2010
Her name is Nadine Coyle, she’s one of the tramps in the UK band Girls Aloud that has been made famous on blogs thanks to their lead Cheryl Cole and her prison tattoos, and apparently she’s got pretty fucking amazing legs. The kind of legs I wish they had available in parks for me to climb up and swing off of, the legs that would really make amputees hate themselves more and feel even more inadequate that they can’t walk up a flight of scares, it’s like this shit is perfection and I’m surprised I’ve never bothered with her before, because I am pretty sure I think we’re in love…however, that could just be the leftover alcohol in my blood talking…I haven’t been able to focus on my screen all day and I’ve been typing with one eye, so for all I know this bitch is a man, but with one eye and a hangover she looks like an angel… Pics via Bauer
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Nadine Coyle’s Got Some Serious Legs of the Day
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March 12th, 2010
Babies are kind of lame. They stay inside of you for 8 or 9 months and don’t even have the decency to clean up after themselves when they come out leaving your body a tattered mess. Kendra Wilkinson knows this all too well. Kendra, who just had her baby Hank, said her post-pregnancy body was a “culture shock”, meaning, she was no longer as hot as her Playboy girlfriends. She even went into a bit of depression because of it. “I had my friends over, and it was bad timing,” Kendra, 24, tells Us. “They were really hot and had really nice bodies,” she says of her visitors, which included former Girls Next Door costar Holly Madison and Playboy model Tiffany Fallon. “I was just hoping Hank didn’t look at them! Having a different body was such a culture shock. I’m so used to being hot and fit.” Although “it wasn’t that extreme,” the reality star says, “I did go through some depression.” Of course Hank stared at Holly and Tiffany’s bodies. Why wouldn’t he? Kendra looks like she was injected with marshmallows. As long as Hank didn’t look at them and then look back at Kendra and then shake his head, it should be fine. If there was ever a case for young, hot girls in their prime to not get pregnant, it’s this. [ Images: Fame, INF ] Related posts Kendra Wilkinson reveals her post-pregnancy body (1) Update: Kendra Wilkinson cries after the Super Bowl (0) Kendra Wilkinson has a baby boy (0) Kendra Wilkinson wears the pants now (0) Kendra’s having a boy (0)
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This is why you don’t get pregnant
Tags: after-the-super, friends, girls, holly madison, kendra, kendra wilkinson, news, pants, playboy, super, wears-the-pants, wilkinson
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March 12th, 2010
Despite wild speculation of Scientologists prepping her womb, maternity attire and a suspicious visit to the doctor’s office, reps for Katie Holmes say she isn’t pregnant . Obviously Tom Cruise is still traumatized from the first time he had to put his penis in her vagina. Related posts Katie Holmes can’t keep her mouth shut (0) Suri Cruise is fashionable (1) Cruises inspire Scientology clothing line (1) Katie Holmes has been programmed to dance (5) Katie Holmes thinks she can dance (2)
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Katie Holmes isn’t pregnant
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