This isn’t the Rozyln Papa sex tape

March 10th, 2010

Pornhub (VERY NSFW) posted a video clip of a girl purported to be The Bachelor’s Rozlyn Papa on her knees servicing someone. The only thing was, it wasn’t. The clip is actually from a 2004 porno starring Lucy Anne. TMZ says that when the video is viewed in its entirety, Lucy looks nothing like Rozlyn. So mystery solved. Or is it? Maybe I should double check. You know, just in case TMZ or Roz’s lawyers missed something. Something… sexy. Related posts Rozlyn Papa has a sex tape (0) Lindsay Lohan might have another sex tape (0) There might be a Tiger Woods sex tape (1) Shauna Sand seems broken up (1) Carmen Electra has a viral sex tape (3)

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Rachel Bilson Is A Slob!

March 10th, 2010

         

Here’s poor little Rachel Bilson walking the streets the other day like a sad little puppy in homeless man’s sweater. Cheer up princess, I know you’re still seeing that douche from Star Wars and well, those other Star Wars , but things will get better. If you need someone to talk to or you want someone to come over and rub your feet, I’m your man. Of course when I say feet I mean boobs, but it’s the thought that counts. Call me. more pictures of Rachel Bilson here

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Busty Babe In Baby Pool

March 10th, 2010

 

Summer is almost here and one of my favorite things to do is drink wine coolers and watch chicks with big fat fake boobies stuffed in little bikinis hang out in baby pools. I can’t be the only one. Here’s a little sample. Busty Babe In Baby Pool Video More AmaTuna

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Belena Rodriguez is playful

March 10th, 2010

           

If I was the paparazzi and I was tasked with taking pictures of Argentine model Belena Rodriguez in Miami, I’d make a game out of it. Like, hopefully I had a partner so every time Belena would turn around and show off her fantastic ass, we’d high five each other and make a note of it. At the end of the day, we’d tally up how many high fives we gave each other and see how big of winners we both were. Related posts Audrina Patridge does FHM UK in her bikini (2) Myleene Klass is in a bikini photoshooting (0) Bar Refaeli is in Mexico (0) Don’t drink the water (1) Lara Bingle is working it (0)

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SoCal Val Picture Moment

March 10th, 2010

        

Are they coming FROM the ocean?

March 9th, 2010

           

Amy and Matt Roloff from Big People, Little World took a vacation to Hawaii and spent 30 minutes at the beach kicking and thrashing around in the water. Everyone thought they were having fun, but little did they know that Amy and Matt were drowning. This was made worse by the fact they were in the tide pool. [ Images: Pacific Coast News ] Related posts Audrina Patridge does FHM UK in her bikini (2) Myleene Klass is in a bikini photoshooting (0) Bar Refaeli is in Mexico (0) Don’t drink the water (1) Lara Bingle is working it (0)

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The scourge of the neighborhood pool

March 9th, 2010

   

Darth Wader Submitted by: Quaxo via Engrish Funny Submissions Seen is Bangkok, Thailand

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Jeremy Renner didn’t hit that

March 9th, 2010

     

Jeremy Renner of The Hurt Locker is denying reports he “spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy.” Renner, who brought his mom to the Oscars, says he spent a total of “three minutes” talking to Jessica. From Us : “Her hair stylist [Ken Paves] did my mom’s hair so we were talking about that — and then all of a sudden we’re dating!” he told Us. Asked if he’s seeing anyone, he told Us, “I’m single — and looking!” “I’m not a ladies man!” Renner told Us. “I’m a working man! That’s all.” He probably didn’t have the prerequisites needed for dating Jessica Simpson. An executive membership to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Related posts Jessica Simpson isn’t a fan of John Mayer (1) Jessica Simpson pays “The Price of Beauty” (0) Are you sure Ken Paves is gay? (0) John Mayer: Jessica Simpson was sexual crack cocaine (0) Jessica Simpson ripped one during a business meeting (2)

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Julie Bowen is in Hawaii

March 9th, 2010

            

Julie Bowen from Modern Family (which is way better than The Office these days) was in Hawaii on Sunday either celebrating her birthday which was on March 3 or showing everyone she’s a big shot celebrity who can go to Hawaii whenever she wants. She’s not bad for 41, but there’s something off about her body. It looks weird. It could be the belly button or it could be the protruding abdomen. It sort of looks like Chuck Liddell’s gut . Little known fact: Julie Bowen wears a pacemaker . Related posts Audrina Patridge does FHM UK in her bikini (2) Myleene Klass is in a bikini photoshooting (0) Bar Refaeli is in Mexico (0) Don’t drink the water (1) Lara Bingle is working it (0)

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Gerard Butler and Madonna?

March 9th, 2010

     

Gerard Butler has been linked to pretty much everyone. He’s basically the manslut of Hollywood right now according to the tabloids. He’s like a male Paris Hilton, but more respectable. So it’s no surprise the latest “Gerard Butler hooked up with” story involves Madonna. From Hollywood Life : Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer Guy Oseary threw in the Hollywood Hills March 7 – and despite the very late hour, the action was steamy, we’re told. Madonna and Gerard were “all over each other,” one eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. “She was putting on the full-court press, totally charming him – and even challenged him to a dance-off! They were grinding in the middle of the room real close and then Demi joined in. It was hot! Gerard was loving the attention.” After their sexy dance display, Madonna, 52, and Gerard, 40, huddled in a corner – but alas, she left alone. Hollywood Life says it was a good idea Jennifer Aniston didn’t show up because she probably would have cut her wrists. That would have made things real awkward because no one would have noticed. They’d probably think the red stain on the floor was from wine or something. And of course Madonna left alone. Why anyone would dare let those gnarled oak tree arms touch them is a mystery. You might as well get a handjob from a pine tree. Her vagina has so many layers of dust you’d need to use Pine-Sol as a lubricant. [ Images: INF ] Related posts Madonna will take your village (1) Madonna made out with Jesus (0) Madonna is a natural beauty (7) Jesus Luz hasn’t escaped (2) Jesus Luz ditches Madonna (1)

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